May 2013
stryker:
(via: reddit)
bitcorn:
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
whiskeysmyxtracurricularactivity:
I hope the new Xbox is called the XXXBox and is just a regular Xbox360 with a picture of Vin Diesel’s face taped to it.
poolpartypirates:
I can determine what level of friendship I’ll have with someone by how many gens of Pokemon they consider to be real Pokemon
kotathecat:
YOU CAN FINALLY SIT ON BENCHES. 18 YEARS OF INNOVATION LEADING UP TO THIS ONE MOMENT.
candycoateddoom:
THE MOTHER HAS A FACE
band names you should not use
listinthings:
steve jobs - out of respect for the dead
judge dredd - out of respect for the dredd
just a slap bass riff - impossible to type
the words buddha and seventeen said at the same time - i’m already in that band
anything including the phrase “vaginal discharge” - generally unpleasant
gray busey - “did you mean gary busey” on all your google searches
the beetles - unoriginal
marky...
whiskeyhangover182:
whiskeysmyxtracurricularactivity:
queendread:
I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.
Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street...
transmutes:
when i’m sad i just think about the time someone described benedict cumberbatch as “the middle stage on an animorph cover.”
everets:
I’m gonna get a phd only so whenever i get pizza delivered I can open the box in front of the delivery person and quietly say to myself, “just what the doctor ordered.”
April 2013
whiskeysmyxtracurricularactivity:
u mean white guyp lant bombs???
but white guy no terorists!!
whiskeysmyxtracurricularactivity:
I’m having trouble articulating my thoughts on the Boston attack today.
Am I mad? Yeah, I’m fucking angry.
Am I scared? Yes, because attacks on our country are no longer limited to the tallest buildings in our most populous city, but can happen at a largely unimportant sporting event in the 21st most populous city. Now we’re all (temporarily) going to be in a...
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