stryker: (via: reddit)
bitcorn: just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
whiskeysmyxtracurricularactivity: I hope the new Xbox is called the XXXBox and is just a regular Xbox360 with a picture of Vin Diesel’s face taped to it.
poolpartypirates: I can determine what level of friendship I’ll have with someone by how many gens of Pokemon they consider to be real Pokemon
kotathecat: YOU CAN FINALLY SIT ON BENCHES. 18 YEARS OF INNOVATION LEADING UP TO THIS ONE MOMENT.
candycoateddoom: THE MOTHER HAS A FACE
band names you should not use
listinthings: steve jobs - out of respect for the dead judge dredd - out of respect for the dredd just a slap bass riff - impossible to type the words buddha and seventeen said at the same time - i’m already in that band anything including the phrase “vaginal discharge” - generally unpleasant gray busey - “did you mean gary busey” on all your google searches the beetles - unoriginal marky...
whiskeyhangover182: whiskeysmyxtracurricularactivity: queendread: I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel. Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street...
transmutes: when i’m sad i just think about the time someone described benedict cumberbatch as “the middle stage on an animorph cover.”
everets: I’m gonna get a phd only so whenever i get pizza delivered I can open the box in front of the delivery person and quietly say to myself, “just what the doctor ordered.”
whiskeysmyxtracurricularactivity: u mean white guyp lant bombs??? but white guy no terorists!!
whiskeysmyxtracurricularactivity: I’m having trouble articulating my thoughts on the Boston attack today. Am I mad? Yeah, I’m fucking angry. Am I scared? Yes, because attacks on our country are no longer limited to the tallest buildings in our most populous city, but can happen at a largely unimportant sporting event in the 21st most populous city. Now we’re all (temporarily) going to be in a...
full review of Fall Out Boy's "Save Rock And Roll"...
The first time I heard Fall Out Boy was the summer of 2005; I first encountered “FOB” via Sugar, We’re Goin Down, the lead single off 2005’s “From Under The Cork Tree,” the Illinois-based emo quartet’s mainstream breakthrough. I was spending one of many, many mornings flipping from VH1’s commercial breaks to the music videos on MTV and vice-versa, then a video depicting the romantic struggles...
omnivert: mydemisee: [AGGRESSIVELY THINKS ABOUT DOING CUTE THINGS WITH YOU] [CUTELY THINKS ABOUT DOING AGGRESSIVE THINGS WITH YOU]