I can determine what level of friendship I’ll have with someone by how many gens of Pokemon they consider to be real Pokemon
It doesn’t matter if you’re a pokemon trainer or not. Your mother will always be there to remind you to change your underwear.
- steve jobs - out of respect for the dead
- judge dredd - out of respect for the dredd
- just a slap bass riff - impossible to type
- the words buddha and seventeen said at the same time - i’m already in that band
- anything including the phrase “vaginal discharge” - generally unpleasant
- gray busey - “did you mean gary busey” on all your google searches
- the beetles - unoriginal
- marky mark and the funky bunch - already a band
whiskeysmyxtracurricularactivity:
I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.
Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.
I mean we do have Boston.
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