I can determine what level of friendship I’ll have with someone by how many gens of Pokemon they consider to be real Pokemon
YOU CAN FINALLY SIT ON BENCHES. 18 YEARS OF INNOVATION LEADING UP TO THIS ONE MOMENT.
THE MOTHER HAS A FACE
It doesn’t matter if you’re a pokemon trainer or not. Your mother will always be there to remind you to change your underwear.
- steve jobs - out of respect for the dead
- judge dredd - out of respect for the dredd
- just a slap bass riff - impossible to type
- the words buddha and seventeen said at the same time - i’m already in that band
- anything including the phrase “vaginal discharge” - generally unpleasant
- gray busey - “did you mean gary busey” on all your google searches
- the beetles - unoriginal
- marky mark and the funky bunch - already a band
I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.
Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.
I mean we do have Boston.